Cafe Flesh
I’ve been looking forward to reviewing Café Flesh for a long time now. Not only do I love classic movies, but this one has been in my sights for a while now and I am definitely ready to give it some...
View ArticleDebbie Does Dallas 30th Anniversary: Re-mastered Feature
For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been readying my apartment for an upcoming move. Along with packing all of my belongings, this also entails going through all of the shit I’ve ended up storing under...
View ArticleHollywood Merry-Go-Round – Remastered Grindhouse Edition
Sometimes you just need a little old school orgy to round out your day. While this whole Grindhouse classic collection wasn’t group sex, the movie started out with orgy action that set the pace for my...
View ArticleThe Devil Inside Her
Today was feeling like an old school porno day, so I headed over to our Classics category to check out the goods of decades past. Something about this bizzaro ‘70s flick caught my eye. I mean, you...
View ArticlePervy Poster Art and Latin American Brings The Lady Porn Love – Link Love
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. We are winding the summer down at warp speed and I know that there are a ton of people out on vacation around now, trying to soak up those last...
View ArticleRated Sex
There are lots of ways that we porn reviewers pick the movies that we watch. Sure, sometimes there are big releases that need to be promoted, so we give them a look, but usually our choices come from...
View ArticleRain
Today is Election Day here in the U.S.A., which means that a lot of people are pretty stressed out about the coming presidential results. You could sit and watch CNN all night, keeping your ear to the...
View ArticleThe Opening Of Misty Beethoven
Back in 2007, mere months after I started working at HM4Her, I sat down to review The Opening Of Misty Beethoven. Being such a novice to the world of smutty reviews, and classics like this at all...
View ArticleThe Authentic Lesbian Review: Fornicating Aliens
If you’re looking for green aliens fucking chicks with long tentacles that squirt out ridiculous amounts of any color liquid you can imagine, stop reading. This movie is not for you. If you think you...
View ArticleThe Authentic Lesbian Review: Alice In Wonderland
Like many of society’s latest and greatest, there were multiple things about myself that I did not come to discover until late into my twenties. For example, I had no clue I too was susceptible to...
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